painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025

Go Paint

Gotta shit, take a poo, or dump

1 - Girl I gotta go paint!

2 - Be careful eating those collard greens, they will make you go paint!

by Holla628 April 12, 2010

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

Paint the sky

To kill yourself.

“ One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “

by aka.zadari November 12, 2023

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023