Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.
No problem Erik.
No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick December 08, 2007
1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.
2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks
2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks
by laarx December 14, 2009
1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music
2. music for sexy people
cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
2. music for sexy people
cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"
"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 14, 2020
After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.
Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.
by swellyeah December 01, 2009
Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 07, 2009
1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.
2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound
3: A person of Aztec descent
2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound
3: A person of Aztec descent
1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"
2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"
3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent
2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"
3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent
by Hazardlad April 01, 2009
A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.
Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
by JohnCap May 08, 2006