Fat Noodle

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.

Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.

by FunBuck August 19, 2008

Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

by dirty facts May 9, 2019

Happy Noodle Boy

Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.

"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"

by Morbid x Curiousity April 20, 2005

Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021