Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.

"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."

by DELA0404 October 23, 2011

kelly rutherford

hottest blondie ever. knows what the fuck to say for your heart to feel whole again.

kelly rutherford healed my life

by itsflo April 18, 2020

dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.

Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly

by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

Kelly

slang for cigarette

Hey, can I bum one icecold kelly(cigarette)

by Gjeo June 6, 2023

kelly foral

A Kelly Foral is a loving mother with a large heart and larger dobanhonkeroos(breasts).

(.)(.)

Kylie Jenner is a real Kelly Foral, look at that cleavage.

by Jacquise Belding March 3, 2024