Super Straight

A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.

Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?

by Skonk190 September 7, 2021

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Straight slappen

Its a term to describe something that's really good or amazing for example food, anal e.g.

'That shit is straight slappen' - God

by Big P Innit November 24, 2021

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy

Bro this song is Straight homo

by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

Pulley Straight

A 4 card straight in poker. Example would be a hand consisting of 5, 6, 7, 8, 10.

A player lost a hand playing a Pulley Straight. (A four card straight).

by JJ08er November 7, 2020

Straight Elmer

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.

Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.

by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019