The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 06, 2018
Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest
by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019
At least 8 people, linked in a circle, ass to mouth. While the group are eating each other's asses, they are also shitting in one another's mouths.
by Vern Asshandle October 25, 2015
Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.
I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!
by Carlos German November 15, 2016
When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.
by Dj4revbe February 01, 2024
Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)
A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.
by Riles_Silmaril April 02, 2021