mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

how i met your mother

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.

Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...

by oreoorea May 18, 2016

hailie jade MATHERS

the gorgegous Eminem (marshall mathers) baby girl. one of the most beautiful celeb kids ever! and is absolutely brilliant on track 19 on 'The Eminem Show' - 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'. Also on 'The Eminem Show' track no. 14 , 'Hailie's song' written for her by her daddy. Hailie and Marshall's father daughter relationship is the cutest one EVER!!!!!!!

Tracks on Eminem's latest album 'The Eminem Show'.

by Christie Leigh August 10, 2004

mother sucker

Best pronounced as 'motha sucka', it is the edited version of mother fucker

Back yo ass up motha sucka

by M-Dizzle October 15, 2003

Motherbirding

To take a shot of liquor and pass it around mouth to mouth. Similar to shotgunning weed. Preferably done with cuties.

She and I were totes motherbirding Jameson to Samo, and then A-trak was like, "only if Samo passes it to me."

by ghostofmakeoutpast May 17, 2011