marketing monkey

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."

by Someone in IT January 6, 2008

monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.

That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.

by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

monkey lip

The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.

JC did a huge hit of the chronic and had monkey lip when he tried to pass the hit to his girl, Tia.

by jcinvegas July 2, 2008

Crack Monkey

This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.

What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?

by john james April 14, 2006

Undead Monkey

Payment for a jar of dirt

Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*

by Tsav July 18, 2006