a super sexy strong man with a really long dick he will slide it up any man's asshole(he's also super gay)
by battlepass69 February 15, 2023
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Person l:" who is that beautiful angel sitting over there so perfectly?"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"
by ******bert March 26, 2025
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by The ball handler March 28, 2025
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some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
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“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
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"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
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