Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs

Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh

by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023

Michael

OCB From Heratige academy down to masters in tang soon do I'm not the middle of the trident no what I mean !!!!

Michael.Lowest man on the totem till your back hurts give a nigga a break gangstas...to heros piece out bitches.979440 OcB

by Banana 7 November 27, 2023

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024

Michael

An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.

Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted

by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024

michaeL

not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.

Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.

by SnoopyPi February 3, 2024

michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024