Messianic Complex

A.
A mental condition in which the person thinks him or her self is the only person capable in the situation to solve it, fix it, right it, etc.... keep in mind, this person believes truely that themeslves the only one able. This can be at a job site, at a neogotiation table, inside of a project, etc etc. As with any complex or dillusion, this usually is very untrue.

B. A person whos believes themselves a messiah

C. a Person who believes themeselves literally "Christ the lord"

Jacobs a local chef has a terrible messianic complex as he believes when he comes to work each day hes the only one able to prep his entire resturant rather than his staff. He has to cook everything on the line himself rather than let his staff do there jobs

by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018

bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011

mess

A word that is used in the place of shit. In any context.

1. Aww, man, my butt hurts because I just took a mess!
2. Now ain't this some mess!

by Ta-ni-ni July 24, 2006

Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

sext message

a text message containing sexual content.

she just sent me another sext message. it's on.

by the nightowlcoholic August 19, 2008

Messytasking

When someone is know for instigating confusion. Causing strife between multiple people or situations at the same time. They may even be called a messytasker because they are known for messytasking. Also known for being messy.

She is always messytasking in everyone's business!

by Word Love March 27, 2020

messypod

A podcast / YouTube video podcast with MacDoesIt and the white version of MacDoesIt- MikeMGTV. Often done whilst imbibing alcohol. Unique and fun and occasionally informative.

Did you see messypod last week MikeMGTV still doesn’t know how to turn off his tv!

by That Karma January 30, 2021