Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

mexican language

It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.

I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.

by I MAKE WORDS HAPPEN May 6, 2018

Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!

“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

by 291whiskeybitch July 13, 2018

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020

Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it

Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 1, 2021

Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

going Mexican

Driving with an illegal number of passengers. Derived from how media often portrays illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican/American border, with many of them sitting tightly packed in the back of a truck.

*Friend enters car*
Driver: Ready to go? We gotta pick up Joey, Tom, Kelly and Sarah too.
Friend: Doesn't your car only fit four?
Driver: Yah... We're going Mexican, no worries.

by t3h_m4n_w1t_t3h_pl4n March 13, 2011