Matthew 

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

Matthew by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew 

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

Matthew by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew 

Just a dude

HE is such a Matthew

Matthew by Kevin :3 April 7, 2024

Matthew 

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

Matthew by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Matthew 

Matthew un webo

Alan: Mira Carlos, conoces a Matthew?
Carlos: Matthew
Alan: Matthew un webo Carlos, jajajajaja

Matthew by Prankster21 April 20, 2024

Matthew 

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.

It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.

Matthew by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024

Matthew 

He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.

Matthewing things up

Matthew by The innocenter one April 27, 2024