Keema & Masturbate Day

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
by Safali March 15, 2016
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Masturbation erotica

Yeah, people have sex. But masturbation feels nice. Sometimes you gotta get horny and read stories about masturbation while masturbating to them.
Masturbation erotica for you:
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.

Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.
by chronicmasturb8or67 April 14, 2024
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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
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masturbated

by deezgonnasuicide November 11, 2021
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masturbated

fucking yourself
i masturbated yesterday and I came so much
by cummer5000 May 22, 2023
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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
by Nacho Gomez October 09, 2024
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micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.
He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.
by ardakirca March 14, 2025
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