A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
Get the Martin Johannesmug. When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
Get the Martinitismug. A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020
Get the Conner Martinmug. Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting
by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016
Get the Dante Martinmug. The sexiest guy in your group chat and someone who everyone wants to be like he’s smart caring funny and overall the greatest in the entire world he’s incredibly tall and muscular and he’s quiet and mysterious he’s also very underrated
by J33yden November 21, 2023
Get the Martin-Jaydenmug. 
by Yeoitsmee December 16, 2021
Get the Martin Hueymug.