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maintenance man

A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
by Smooth Operator March 1, 2006
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Matchstick Man

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
by J. Malik January 1, 2006
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Soy Man

A song on Youtube about a guy who drinks soylent and gets superpowers. It's funny and stupid.
Soy Man is a cool guy that drinks soylent and has powers
by Soy Man Fan October 10, 2019
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Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.
I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped
by Mine & yours March 24, 2021
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man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
by Sassy doc January 30, 2021
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Mexican man

Loyal to his beer.
by Trillzomar August 30, 2019
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Man-flirt

When a straight male attempts to appeal in a platonic way to another straight male, such as when a man tries to "bond" or be "bros" with another man. Can be used as a manipulative tool, or is just used by an overly friendly male. Also a noun.
"Ever since Jimmy decided to be in a frat, he totally man-flirts with every member!"

"My father is such a man-flirt with my boyfriend, he wants to bond with him so badly."
by PinkRanger Paige January 17, 2010
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