Mouth Banged

What 12 year olds call a blowjob

I mouth banged my girlfriend yesterday.

by legendzilla July 4, 2009

mint mouth

the theory that the strong after taste of a minty product makes any food taste like shit

shittt i gotta wait for this mint mouth to go away, this burger tastes like ass!

by artet October 7, 2009

Hang Mouth

The specific taste left in ones mouth after a large night out drinking, smoking and general partying. The general characteristics are hairy feeling teeth and a bad, lingering taste of cigarettes and alcohol that refuses to go away no matter what you try. Other terms include cotton-mouth and hairy teeth

Person 1: #%$@ man! I got such bad Hang Mouth!

Person 2: Nasty! Why, you have a big night last night?

by MisterMonster November 16, 2009

Mouth Guitar

Making guitar noises with ones mouth.

Bro, the instrumentals on that song were so sick I was playing mouth guitar to it through the whole thing

by kushkillakiwi April 4, 2011

Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act when a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth then she redeposits the semen into the man's anus by blowing it inside.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Mouthful of Marcus.

by D.v.W. September 21, 2010

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

mouth thinker

Someone who cannot form a single thought internally without some sort of noise spewing from their mouth.

Someone who says outloud exactly what they are typing/texting.

Man did you hear Debby today? Every little thing she did she exclaimed to the entire office. So annoying! Yeah, she is a really bad mouth thinker.

by kianthar59 July 30, 2010