mondawg

Its monday but for bromance.
Jack: What day is it today?
Bruce: it's mondawg.

Its a mondawg alright

by shamsuney June 26, 2023

Mondá

Mondá is spanish slang for Dick (or penis) used mostly in the Coast area of Colombia ("la costa" in spanish).

It is used in a similar way as "dick".

For example:

Yo tengo una mondá grande.
(I have a big dick).

Tú eres un cara de mondá (shortened to caremondá)
(You are a dickface).

by singlelito July 2, 2023

Monday

left

Me

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

MondayleftmeBroken

It simply means when ever you have a bad day specifically monday, and you just say monday left me broken and the cat is the idol because his Mondays always break him l

Muhammed: Hamza let's go down this monday night

Hamza: MondayleftmeBroken... so I probably won't be coming

by Sleepy Joe347 July 16, 2023

Monday chick

A member of preferred sex who you secretly link with to cuddle and do relationship things but aren’t in a relationship with

I’m away to go see my monday chick

by bestbussyinabdn July 18, 2023

Mondo_shoozphobic

Person who really really hates mondo_shooz on tt

OH MY GOD!! MONDO_SHOZ I HAT YOU!!” “THATS MONDO_SHOOZPHOBIC KITTEN!!”

by Joemamapp69midoritoes July 25, 2023

Mondoose

A mother figure to a child

My mondoose bought me shoes

by Topshotta August 13, 2023