Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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Mental Grafter

Someone who may be accused of being lazy and not doing any manual labour but practises his labour in the mind, where his thoughts are constantly working.
I've grafted all my life not as a builder of houses, but mentally as an architect of ideas. So you would call me a mental grafter.
by Forever Lucid December 29, 2015
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Mentally Zingy

The cooler version of mentally spicy (someone who suffers from mental illness)
by vixen6795 March 24, 2023
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 19, 2010
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mental healthy

used to describe when you're having a complete mental destruction.
I'm very mental healthy right now
by Uhfhhtd July 20, 2023
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mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.
Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.
by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025
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