Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023
Get the Masturb-planner mug.Robert loved masturbating. Every day after school, he would go in his room, lock the door, and go on Jerkmate. He would pull down his pants and underpants and click on the perfect stream. When he saw the girl rub the dildo on her massive tits, he started masturbating his dick. Then when she got to shoving the dildo up her asshole, Robert would start masturbating even faster. At this point, his dick was covered in precum. Now, the girl was shoving the dildo up her pussy. Robert was masturbating even harder, his hands getting tired, but he still perservered. He felt the cum getting to the head. Finally, Robert let a big moan as he cummed all over under the desk. Robert felt like he could jizz one more time, so he continued beating his meat as he clicked on another live stream. Robert, being the gooner that he is, ejactulated again, this time not white, but a pinkish-red color. He was horrified. He then died after peeing all of his blood out.
by MyCockIsBigAndBlack October 5, 2025
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Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy
by Imanasshole123.com November 1, 2025
Get the Masturbate mug.To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.
Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.
Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
by Black Cat - 5000 November 7, 2025
Get the Masturbate mug.To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure.
Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.
This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.
Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*
Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*
Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.
This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.
Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*
Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*
by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025
Get the Masturbate mug.This word has two definitions
1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves
1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves
by Sp33D King December 24, 2025
Get the Self-masturbator mug.When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
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