the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

massif

a word used in the rap and hip community in Britian to mean good or great. usally said twice in succession.

"that song is massif, massif"

by Robert Swan December 6, 2006

masschino

someone who whines about everything

that masschino likes it in the ass

by Deathmaul July 31, 2003

Massive Supple

This is a special unit comprised of only the softest skin. The Massive Supple in most forms ranges from 1 - 1.5 inches long. It remains constantly erect but always soft. If utilized properly any person who comes into visual contact with it will be in a trance until such time as it is removed from their vision.

I have a Massive Supple Baby Dick, wanna see?

by MikeSERSPECV January 17, 2007

Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

boxborough, Massachusetts

Boxborough, Ma is the epitimy of nothing and everything boring in the world. No exaggerations at all. There is nothing to do there but hike endless repetitive trails or go to have the worst pizza of all time at Bravo Pizza. The People that live there usually have a giant 10 inch stick up there ass except for a small group.

The question is if this town is so terrible why has anyone even lived here? Parents with young kids move here in search of a nice suburban town with an excellent school system. Which for the most part is true except when the kids head off to RJG Jr High where they join kids in acton (the neighboring town) for two years until they go down the road to the hell hole of the regional high school. Here every kid is mentally raped and is told only two things: sports and school are what matter. Which again for the most part is true but there is so much more to life. The daily life of a kid here is just being told you aren't good enough over and over and over again. It slowly gets chiseled into their head until one day they end it all. For what? For some stupid fucking school in the middle of nowhere that literally means nothing to anyone. Why are the kids told they aren't good enough?
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"hey do you know about Boxborough, Massachusetts"
"What"
"Exactly"

by JustAKidFromBoxborough July 30, 2017

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017