Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

has left the chat

when a person in the group chat gets offended and stops participating or leaves the group

*Brianna gets roasted by someone in the group*
someone says "Brianna has left the chat"

by quickythiccyboi January 5, 2019

leftover

Shortened form of leftover drunk. The feeling in the morning after a night of heavy drinking where you're not hung over because you're still somewhat drunk.

James was acting a little weird the morning after that party--I think he was still a little leftover.

by Vitamin Y October 29, 2005

leftist

anyone stupid enough to post the following definition: Anybody who does not worship George W. Bush.
like you, traitor

Ted Kennedy is a leftist

by russ harris December 17, 2003

I left my boots in the truck

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008

Mega mind's left ball sack

This person has a piss kink

So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink

Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink

by The rat god July 18, 2021