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Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.
Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
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jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
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Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out
Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.
by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023
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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!
by definition_master November 6, 2009
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Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
by paulandandy June 12, 2010
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Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012
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Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
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