Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.
Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
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