Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics

Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!

Jason Todd by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021

jason ferguson 

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.

Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

jason ferguson by The M.T. May 21, 2008

Jason Phase 

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

Jason Phase by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

Jason Kidding 

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

Jason Kidding by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013

jason bourne'd

To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.

1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.

jason bourne'd by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016

jason kiernan 

my nipples ran away

jason kiernan

jason kiernan by theabsolutepussydestroyer May 11, 2017

jason bourne fight 

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.

Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.

jason bourne fight by Caladude June 6, 2018