Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011

jackson ball sack

When you ball sack has never been shaved and the hair on you balls gets caught in the zipper of you jeans.

"DAMMIT mom shave me i have a jackson ball sack"

by pen of my but November 30, 2011

Jackson

bitch ass

hey you know Jackson?

--oh yeah you mean bitch ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle

The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.

I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.

by actionjackson450 June 23, 2019

Jackson

A Dickhead

“Look at that guy beating up a that kid.”
“You can tell the he’s a Jackson

by E. Normus Scok December 26, 2019

eskimo jacksonpollock

The result of your friend shooting his love juice all over the ceiling of your car, usually done secretly in the backseat while you're driving.

What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!

by chuckyk18 January 23, 2010