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Jungle Hoop

A game that black people play also known as "basketball" or simply "hoops" for short. The origins of the game come from African tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. Jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. Only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the "crack" or "rocks". Currently there is a Jungle Hoop Professional League known as the NBA. In which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. Many criticize the NBA because your ability to make it in the NBA depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. But everyone knows they just hatin!
Want to go play some jungle hoop?

Kobe Bryant plays jungle hoop well.
by Dr. Davenport January 30, 2009
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Jungle Juice

Originating in Plainedge. Urine and feces put into a fire extinguisher to be sprayed at unsuspecting people on Halloween.
Let’s spray AJ with some Jungle Juice!
by Pone-Bone October 31, 2018
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Jungle Dare

On the hierarchy of dares, a jungle dare out-trumps them all. Where the dared may not be able to back down from a triple dog dare, to back down from a jungle dare could prove fatal - the jungle is where the dog dares go to die.
Darer: Hey Philip, I dare you to drink my diarrhea juice.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I double dog dare you to lick that cat's anus.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I triple dog dare you to nibble on that squirrel's scrote.
Philip: NO WAY!
Darer: Hey Philip, I jungle dare you to make out with that pre-op tranny.
Philip: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. (He then proceeds to make out with the pre-op tranny.)
by MrPuffinPoof May 3, 2010
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Jungle Muffin

Bro, last night I got some dark meat and that big booty hoe had such a ripe jungle muffin I nearly barfed.
by Joey187 July 6, 2010
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Jinglewhore

someone who's a complete dumbshit because they like to mess with your mind by being a whore. self explanatory.
ann pierce
wench
ms. butterworth
jinglewhore
whore
prostitute
hoe
wench
douche
by the official jinglewhore October 2, 2011
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Jungle Juice

When you drink the cum from the balls of some ancient hunter gatherer in the Kalahari desert and claim it's some kind of alcohol.
'Have you tasted jungle juice? It's great'
'Fuck off buddy I'm not sucking some black dick'
by sontonpontonlontoon March 15, 2017
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jungle juice

the semen of a black man especially when in a white woman
"yeah baby, show me my jungle juice seepin' out of ya!"
by blackmenonlyfromnowon December 23, 2009
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