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SUCHIT JOKE TM

A joke so stupidly unfunny that it becomes kinda funny (usually a joke about acting gay or penis size)
"The bug was like 1 inch long"

"You know what else is one inch? "😉
Suchit Joke TM
by NewTigerShark10 February 19, 2023
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ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.
Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!
by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022
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Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.
Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.
by Hillside101 July 25, 2021
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9/12 Joke

An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.
"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.

"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.

"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"
by birth control November 15, 2009
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Lame Inside Joke

Literal meaning, a lame inside joke. Urban Dictionary strongly advises you report all inside jokes because the admins don't understand and feel left out. P.S. /shrug please don't get mad admins.
#1
Dave: Hey rollarcosterfucktraindickfart! Ha! Remember when that happened?!
John: Ha yeah, fuckin A mate that was funny
Urban Dictionary: I don't get it
*deleted*

#2
Lame Inside Joke Post: ... AND THEN HE SAID, SICKLEBACK MY TERRY FLAP!
Common Internet Bystander: Oh gosh darnit! Another Lame Inside Joke! When will people learn!
*reported*
>deleted
by LordRighteousness September 3, 2017
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among us jokes

normal person: PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP IM GOING INSANE JUST STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE PLE-
AMONG US SUSUSUS LOLS ISJUHQW WHE THRUDISOSIODCR RSDCKHI KJRSVHCB CJRFSD: thats preety su-
INSANE PERSON: proceds to pull out a shot gun and shoots among person non existant brain
real life normal person sadly: AMONG US JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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Dead baby jokes

really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?

A: I don't know...what?

Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!

A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
by PandoraTheWicked. May 9, 2010
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