Irish Cinnamon Rolls

Recipe made by an Irish Kid that makes them for kids he is pissed at.

1 Angry Irish Kid
1 Plate of cinnamon rolls

Directions:
1. Angry Irish kids jacks off onto the cinnamon rolls
2. Serve to enemy

Austin, are you gonna make Dan some of yer famous Irish Cinnamon Rolls?

by lawlasaurus February 21, 2010

Irish incinerator

The act of having your partner pour a bowl of pure capsaicin (the spiciest substance on the planet) onto your cock, resulting in an extremely painful, sometimes cock-fatal burning sensation.

My girlfriend got pissed at me so I got an Irish incinerator.

by AluminumPancake September 10, 2007

Irish intercom

The act of screaming throughout the house to convey a message.

Mom, why don't you just come and talk to me instead of using the Irish intercom?

by Darkest of Lords June 18, 2010

Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;

Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".

by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011

Irish wristwatch

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.

I gave Jo an irish wristwatch

by TMinc January 22, 2010

the Irish

Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey

Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

irish disease

The slang term referring to the commonly below average, small penis of Irish men.

"Cindy, you know I'd date Tom, but I'm not feeling the whole Irish Disease, I don't want to date a guy with a small cock."

by Chris Connelly June 12, 2006