hoodie licker

(adj) someone who will suck up to a person just because they like both mental attention and physical attention

becky: omg josh i really like the shirt, let me feel it.
josh: stop being such a hoodie licker.

by pinalicka October 14, 2023

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Hoodie

Slang for male foreskin.

"When he pulled down his pants and I saw that hoodie, I started drooling!"

by Rimalitza February 2, 2024

Hoodied

Equipped with a male foreskin, especially one that fully drapes the penis head when flaccid..

My Scrub profile says I am heavy into hoodied bros.

by Rimalitza February 2, 2024

Hoagie sandwich

When you and a partner crush another’s face with your ass’ and unleash your muck-spray to your hearts content all over that persons face.

We’ll give you another hoagie sandwich if you don’t shut it

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

hoodie

something to give your girlfriend

it was a really cold morning - december 3rd , nearing christmas. tom had brought in a hoodie to svhool obviously, because he was smart and knew it'd be cold. however clover did NOT check the weather. she showed up to school absolutely freezing cold so tom asked her if she wanted to borrow his hoodie. she said yes and put it on. later, when she got home, she was screaming into the phone about how the guy she liked gave her his sweater, her friends said "it's just polyester" but clover did not care. anyhow they got married and had children after that so give your girlfriend a hoodie bro!

by msknowitallll December 2, 2023

Hoodie

forsekin of the penis. Usually used in question format asking a male.

Are you hoodie or no hoodie?

by anonymous December 2, 2023