When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
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when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024
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Get the ozempic hedge mug.a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024
Get the Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist mug.A rainbow hedgehog is a city cbd gay man or just a city man that doesn’t know how to camp properly and enjoy the hedgehog countryside.
Look at Jamie dancing around the campfire drinking a colourful cruiser or spritzer when everyone else is just sipping a beer and watching the beautiful campfire after a long day of fishing and cricket. What a rainbow hedgehog!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
Get the Rainbow hedgehog mug.Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!
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