pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

by Michael51 November 9, 2006

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

Throbbing Thrill Hammer

A large, thick, pulsating, vein covered cock.

He thrusted his throbbing thrill hammer in and out of the sluts manhole.

by Jennifer July 11, 2003

Holland Hammer Head

A sexual act involving 2 people and a vehicle. While a male is receiving oral sex in the driver seat (While operating said vehicle) from a female in the passenger seat, the driver swerves to intentionally hit an object, activating the airbag and thus taking deep-throating to a new level. Also known as the triple H (HHH). Originating out of Holland, Ohio.

Sally needed reconstructive surgery after receiving the Holland Hammer Head from Gilbert in his '97 Ford Aspire.

by G-Bentley & J-Greene December 28, 2008

Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

by warrdogg November 12, 2015