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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013
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Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.
Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!
by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023
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Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges
Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.
by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021
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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015
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Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.
Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!
by Bearzuka September 18, 2020
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Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man
Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved
by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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