nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008

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punch her cheeks

sexual intercourse between male and female

you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!

there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks

she was willing to let him punch her cheeks

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

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cosby'ed her ass

Inviting a woman on a date to your home for dinner while she is currently having mental/social/physical/menstrual problems and then giving her some pills for her "issues" knowing full well the pills will incapacitate her long enough for you to do what you will with her.

Garth: " hey man, what did you do to Gina, she's says she never wants to see you again?"

Miles: " She was having period problems so I Cosby'ed her ass. "

by Jackson T Scoobycock December 01, 2014

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glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 08, 2011

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Broke her bone

1. Starting your period for the first time

2.Getting your period(can either be first time or not)

1. Girl #1:What's wrong with Janie? Girl #2: Well, she just broke her bone and she's not too happy.

2. Girl #1: Is she ok? Girl #2: Yeah she broke her bone, she'll be fine.

by DitCH124 December 16, 2010

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