Guilfoyle

A shitty ambulance service where money is prioritized over safety where ambulances are taped together and the only way to get promoted is to sleep with the general manager

Why would you ever work at guilfoyle when AMR treats you so much better

by nysems December 30, 2025

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

TiVO Guilt

The feeling of guilt when you realize you have recorded more shows than you have time to watch.

"My TiVO is recording 30 hours of shows everyday...I don't have time for anything else. I'm suffering from TiVO guilt."

"Dude, go get a fucking life"

by jollygreengiant01 December 16, 2008

The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome

When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!

Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!

by nothing to wear September 22, 2009

AGU-guilt

Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.

You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!

Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?

You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)

Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.

by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Post-Guilter

Someone who posts there cause onfacebook/ social media and tries to guilt you into re-posting it.

Post-Guilter= 95% of you won't re-post this.. " Re-Post if you think it's wrong to smokecrackwhile pregnant"

by JohnJohnJFN July 5, 2012