German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

germans

A group of people who don't deserve praise just because they are often stereotyped as Nazis. Germans are not the hottest people on earth, and a small amount of them are quite fascist. Germans, lets face it, think they're are better than Americans. Of course the larger part of the population does not share Nazi views, nor do they consider themselves members of the Nazi party. Of course we don't need to hear that from you, most people are capable of contemplating that on their own. Also, germany is famous for Oktoberfest, if there is one reason to love Germany, that's it.

Browsing through the definitions of german, I noticed quite a few entries that actually belong here, in "germans". Apparently, people have a problem differentiating plural from singular. Most entries went as followed "omg man german gurlz are so hot and they aren't nazis, like you think they are!" Obviously, this is a generalization from someone who knows absolutely nothing about the german culture. In short, we fucking get it!

by mnatalie January 31, 2007

germany

A place were jews aren't allowed.

Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein

by Big_Joe13 June 1, 2009

german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

German

Used as an insult similiar to jew. Can be used in different ways to describe a situation or complain/describe something.
Used Quite Alot In Gaming.

NOTE - This Isnt Being Racist Or Effensive To Germans & Can Be Used As A Subsitute To Retard.

1. OMG You German
2. Why Is Everyone Being A German
3. This Knife Is So German

by JellyBootsXP June 19, 2011