girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Girl school

A school bell rings off the day,

Brings in a stray a few girls at play.
Cut school pink slips are fine

For a good time there's boys on their mind.

A bad girl smoking in school,

Breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,

Back seat joys with some boy's toy.

At the girl school, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Saddle shoes uniforms blue,

Love all the girls in the girl school.
Traffic jam in the hallway

Ooh I'm gonna stay this makes my day.

Well here they come girls from the school,
Breakin' the rules hot on the loose.
My girl left right from school,

Came over to my house, ooh...

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Girl shorts

Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.

Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?

by Hot povket March 25, 2022

Girl soup

When a group of women conjugate in the restroom of any social setting and gossip/ pee

“Hey let girl soup I have some tea”

by Bi$&@. July 10, 2022

girly smoke

Weed smoked for the sole purpose going sleep

Did you hear Harry girly smokes?

Yeah I heard it helps him sleep like rock after a long days work

by Barbiesplasticpussy December 14, 2022

Girl scout

A young girl who sells cookies to people once a year

Girl Scout cookies yum

by SUMFURRYTHING September 20, 2022

Girly Swirly

Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.

Hey I like your ginger mullet your so girly swirly today!

by manlystanly April 11, 2023