Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

by anonymous March 11, 2022

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girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond December 8, 2011

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your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018

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Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)

so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!

by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010

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Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020

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