poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019

Brett Shirt

A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.

Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.

Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?

Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.

by The Space Jew April 21, 2019

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons

Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!

by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025