Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later

Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute

by Fetti man February 24, 2024

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021