Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012
Get the face petmug. When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.
Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?
Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"
And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?
Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"
And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020
Get the Snorkel facemug. Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.
'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'
'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'
'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'
by rit locus August 26, 2009
Get the Face-cullmug. by Mddk9393 January 9, 2019
Get the Krook Facemug. by lil_circe May 5, 2008
Get the face exercisesmug. "How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
Get the Cockslap Facemug. In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
Get the Weak Facemug.