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eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
by BMolly December 5, 2009
mugGet the eye filtersmug.

minds eye

We do not want to draw a dungeons and dragons map, we'll use our minds eye.
by cg0 December 10, 2019
mugGet the minds eyemug.

Ey Cousin

Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.
Jordan: 'ey Cousin!
Mr T: Sup foo'
by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004
mugGet the Ey Cousinmug.

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.
Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.
by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006
mugGet the pidgeon-eyemug.

eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
mugGet the eye quickiemug.

Vacation Eye

A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.

Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)

Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.
People who have Vacation Eye will:
1. Get dread locks or braids while vacationing in Jamaica meaning to keep them in once their vacation is over and they are back in their cubicle surrounded by standard Christian haircuts.

2. Buy a cowboy shirt/boots/buckle with the full intention of wearing it at home in Detroit.

Vacation Eye is a form of buyers remorse but the store is hundreds of miles away.
by WoodenLegHair June 24, 2012
mugGet the Vacation Eyemug.

hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
mugGet the hamster eyesmug.

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