Calling in drunk 

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

Calling in drunk by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

New York School Bus Driver Drunk 

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.

Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

New York School Bus Driver Drunk by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010

im so drunk 

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

im so drunk by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

town drunk 

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

town drunk by Lefty May 4, 2005

pirate drunk 

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

pirate drunk by chi_tom July 20, 2008

TSA Drunk 

Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures

Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk

TSA Drunk by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011

Brow Drunk 

Brow Drunk is derived from the phrase "eyebrow drunk." This phrase refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it. Thus, the patient is now eyebrow drunk because they have ingested vodka through their eyebrow wound.

The phrase Brow Drunk refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it.

Brow Drunk by Hungryandatthegym January 24, 2014