Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013

douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011

Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.

-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.

by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

Douche Troupe

A group made up of individual douche bag people

Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars

by bootstraps45 February 26, 2012

Douche Spout

A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.

For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.

by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010

Douche McGoo

Someone who acts stupid.dumb ass

Brett is a Douche McGoo.

by hardly_33 April 25, 2008