crunch

The act of liking someone.

like word:
crush

Man, i am so crunching on harry today.

by buggergirl July 20, 2008

Crunchy

noun: crack

Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

crunch bar

When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.

hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!

by Corey M December 13, 2008

crunchy

To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.

That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.

by The Crunch Muffin February 22, 2011

Human crutches

Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.

Leaving the party drunk , he used the two sisters as human crutches.

by RomaSylva86 January 25, 2015

Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 15, 2015

crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009