colorado creeper

Everytime you toke on this type of strain it's like getting a surprise wit every hit! One sec you feelin like you jus wasted money on a fat sack n then bam you on you're way to the moon!

Dre: Had ova to the crib. I jus scooped up some of that Bruce Banner!
KC: What's that?

Dre: Is that Colorado Creeper.... be careful cuz one minute you be actin like Bruce Banner n the next you the Incredible Hulk!

KC: HELL YEAH! I'll be there in ten mins yo!!

by QueenBee85 July 30, 2016

alaskan creeper

It's when you get ass fucked by surprise

Reilly gave Matt the Alaskan creeper at there sleep over

by Coochy slayer December 1, 2016

sea creeper

Matthew Schwartz

Shut up you sea creeper.

by Jackhaterzclub April 18, 2018

mexican creeper

Most mechanics hate using rolling creepers to get under a car because it elevates them making access harder so they just use a Piece of cardboard

Jason: want to use my creeper
Luke: no man I’m fat just get me a Mexican creeper
Jason: a what? Lol
Luke: a fucking piece of cardboard

by Jason hmby June 14, 2018

Laundry creeper

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.

I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.

Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018

shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.

Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018