Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
by DickWagger225 September 11, 2016
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
by masshole official July 02, 2017
by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017
Crabs and genital warts combined
by 420024 anal March 13, 2017
You love being social and all together however if you put a bucket out there with a bunch of us or crabs you see one crab try to climb out and escape that bucket. The next Crab sees this and maneuvers to climb over all others and grab that other “Mitch” Crab and pull his Crab ass back down. Essentially at its core, the meaning of someone not supportive of someone you know who is going above and beyond to push forward, or surpassing their status .
The Crab Mentality in this area is too much. It’s Toxic, Abrasive without care or consideration for the better of us as a whole community.
by Crab Mentality April 06, 2024
The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
by Hairy pee hole May 23, 2009