Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

crabs

pubic lice (sexually transmitted)

Person 1: Yo why are you itching so much?
Person 2: My bitch gave me crabs

by ferdski April 29, 2023

Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 5, 2021

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

Crabs

Pube lice

That dirty ass nigga probs got crabs

by G—spot June 1, 2022