Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

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Cop

A British Slang/Term also used to describe a Food begger. Yk Begs for food outa people??

Look at tha guy bro, Actually a Cop ahlie

by Mechanically Nat on you December 8, 2022

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Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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Cops

Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.

Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

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I like to w crims because I am a w cop

by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023

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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.

When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".

by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021

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