Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.

Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

pressure cooked

Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.

That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!

by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020

Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)

Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).

by Ski mask the osu god August 13, 2020