constaphobic

Fear of being constapated

While I am on the toilet I am constaphobic

by Dhfgfgftgffdg October 17, 2015

constipation

A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.

I hope my constipation will end soon.
I can't poop, I probably have constipation.

by Billiam Beaver June 9, 2017

Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.

“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.

by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018

constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

Constantin

An entity known as Constantin is a ghost that likes to haunt people and press alt + f4 on your keyboard.

Constantin just pressed alt + f4 on my keyboard.

by Engineeringsince2023 December 1, 2022

the construction worker

Finishing move used by Jill Chapman on unassuming smart ass friends. Involves digging your pointy elbow into opponent's spine until they submit...or kick your ass. It isnt really a good move... but it has a good name,sucka.

" I am about to unleash a world of CONSTRUCTION WORKER pain upon you!!!!!"

by Jiller* October 14, 2003